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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    Newfies camping
    Two Newfies go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and
    beer.

    After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but
    realize they've forgotten a bottle opener.

    The first Newfie turns to the second and says, "You've gotta go
    back and get the opener or else we have no beer."

    "No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have
    eaten all the food."

    "I promise I won't," says the Newfie. "Just hurry!"
    Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second
    Newfie.

    Exasperated and starving, the first Newfie digs into the
    sandwiches.

    Suddenly, the second Newfie pops out from behind a rock and
    yells,.......




    "I knew it! I'm not freaking going."
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Plazan Merchant Neil's Avatar
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    i liked that,,
    even at 8.00 am.
    it made me laugh

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