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March 1st, 2005, 11:49 AM #1Newfies camping
Two Newfies go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and
After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but
realize they've forgotten a bottle opener.
The first Newfie turns to the second and says, "You've gotta go
back and get the opener or else we have no beer."
"No way," says the second. "By the time I get back, you will have
eaten all the food."
"I promise I won't," says the Newfie. "Just hurry!"
Nine full days pass and there's still no sign of the second
Exasperated and starving, the first Newfie digs into the
Suddenly, the second Newfie pops out from behind a rock and
"I knew it! I'm not freaking going."One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer
March 3rd, 2005, 12:55 AM #2
i liked that,,
even at 8.00 am.
it made me laugh
By Danny K in forum Virtual Family and Off-TopicReplies: 11Last Post: May 29th, 2007, 07:58 AM