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    Full Member Travelin Man's Avatar
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    January 17th, 2005
    Irish Confession
    Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

    The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"

    "Yes, Father, it is."

    "And, who was the woman you were with?"

    "I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

    "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

    "I cannot say."

    "Was it Patricia Kelly?"

    "I'll never tell."

    "Was it Liz Shannon?"

    "I'm sorry, but I can't name her."

    "Was it Cathy Morgan?"

    "My lips are sealed."

    "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"

    "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

    The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now."

    Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

    "Three month's vacation and five good leads"
    Travelin' Man

    "If you don't know where you are going, any road will lead you there." -- unknown

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    February 28th, 2005
    Thats my kind of priest. He's like gods internet dating service.

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