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March 4th, 2005, 03:16 PM #1Sometimes they are just plain funny!
Why not use this thread to post some of the funnier ones?
This is hilarious, to me.
Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 02:59:50 -0800 From:email@example.com Subject: CONTACT THE DIPLOMAT AND UPDATE ME. ATTN: HONORABLE CONTRACTOR
Sequel to the secretive arrangement in regards of the
shipment of your contract sum, I wish to inform you that all necessary
have been automatically concluded and have left Nigeria to LONDON via
Country today by Express Cargo Flight.
Note carefully the content of the crate is "MONEY" but
I did not disclose it to the Courier Services as Money, rather I
informed them that the crate contain Vital "DIPLOMATIC DOCUMENTS"
to my client (that?s you).
Furthermore, the weight of the consignment is 220kg
but I managed to pay 120kg, which cost US$75,600.00. On no account
you disclose the content of the crate with the Diplomatic Courier
for fear of betrayal. So do not allow them to know that the content is
In the meantime, contact the Diplomatic Courier Services on Email:
)to know the actual situation with the consignment and also give them
address where the consignment will be delivered and then get back to me
as soon as possible so that I can give you the shipment document.
Meanwhile, I will be coming over to your country immediately the
consignment arrives in your Country for my 10% share.
Congrats and remain blessed.
Ever notice that the LOVE the word "modalities"? I wonder what it means to them.Comments are opinion unless otherwise noted. Remember, pillage first. Then burn. Half of all people in the world have IQs under 100. You best learn to trust ol' SSanf!
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