Why not use this thread to post some of the funnier ones?

This is hilarious, to me.
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Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 02:59:50 -0800 From:rewane_louis77@zipmail.com.br Subject: CONTACT THE DIPLOMAT AND UPDATE ME. ATTN: HONORABLE CONTRACTOR

Dear Sir,

Sequel to the secretive arrangement in regards of the
shipment of your contract sum, I wish to inform you that all necessary
modalities
have been automatically concluded and have left Nigeria to LONDON via
your
Country today by Express Cargo Flight.

Note carefully the content of the crate is "MONEY" but
I did not disclose it to the Courier Services as Money, rather I
informed them that the crate contain Vital "DIPLOMATIC DOCUMENTS"
belonging
to my client (that?s you).

Furthermore, the weight of the consignment is 220kg
but I managed to pay 120kg, which cost US$75,600.00. On no account
should
you disclose the content of the crate with the Diplomatic Courier
Services
for fear of betrayal. So do not allow them to know that the content is
money.

In the meantime, contact the Diplomatic Courier Services on Email:
(richard_usman55@rediffmail.com
)to know the actual situation with the consignment and also give them
your
address where the consignment will be delivered and then get back to me
as soon as possible so that I can give you the shipment document.

Meanwhile, I will be coming over to your country immediately the
consignment arrives in your Country for my 10% share.

Congrats and remain blessed.

Best Regards,

Dr.Rewane Louis.

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Ever notice that the LOVE the word "modalities"? I wonder what it means to them.