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    What would you do?
    A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just
    in time to find her
    husband in bed with another woman. With
    super-human strength, borne
    of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him
    down the stairs, out
    the back door, and into the tool shed out
    back of the barn. She
    put his tally-whacker in a vice and then
    secured it tightly and
    removed the handle.

    Next she picked up an old carpenter's
    saw. The banged up Cowboy was
    terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're
    not gonna cut it off
    with that rusty damn saw, are you?"

    The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her
    eye, put the saw in her
    husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set
    this old shed on
    fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do
    whatever you want!!!

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    ABW Ambassador HumbleFish's Avatar
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    Hi Playful Melissa,

    I wouldn't put myself in that position; and avoid the whole situation from the get go.

    Love You,
    HumbleFish

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    What would you do?
    She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
    Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?"

    The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want!!!
    Well,..... I wouldn't cheat on my wife but, if one day the and I find myself in that situation, then: I will try do like McGiver:

    I would try to use the carpenter's saw to cut the vise from the workbench or use the carpenter's saw to cut my middle finger and use it as a vise handle.

    Because just like MC Hammer used to say: Can't touch this!

    It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer
    and the rest go and play
    Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
    Can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
    The - tally-whacker - Don't leave the shed - Without it!


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    Eternal Optimist Look4's Avatar
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    I guess it all depends on whether you're a big enough man to reach to visegrips on the wall by the door.
    Tom C.
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    Every day leave someone or something better than you found it.

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    Playful Melissa..thanks for that...I'm going to tuck that away just in case my hubby gets out of line...hehe...

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