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March 17th, 2005, 03:54 PM #1Why Men Are Happier
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urial.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because
this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5,000. Tux rental -- $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood – all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $5.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on
your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for
years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in
No wonder men are happier!
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Live life to the fullest, You only get 1 chance. Enjoy it while you can... Nothing last forever!
March 17th, 2005, 04:11 PM #2
I can see why you need the hormones Nova LOL only kidding.One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer
March 17th, 2005, 05:17 PM #3
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These are great! I gotta write these down and use them the next time my hubby and I get into an argument...
March 18th, 2005, 02:48 PM #4
Good ones Nova.....
One reason why women are happier:
You KNOW you look stunning in your wedding dress and you KNOW that he KNOWS he looks like a penguin.
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