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March 22nd, 2005, 03:29 AM #1
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- January 18th, 2005
- Los Angeles
A panda goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and orders a sandwich. When he finishes his sandwich, he takes out a gun and shoots the waiter, who falls down unconscious.
The panda gets up and starts to leave, and the restaurant manager yells, "Hey you, just where do you think you're going? You just shot a waiter, and you didn't even pay for your lunch!"
"Hey, dude, I'm a panda!" the panda yells back. "Go look it up in the dictionary!"
The manager gets out his dictionary, opens it up and reads:
Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
March 22nd, 2005, 01:01 PM #2
uh-oh. Bear homophones, make me feel naked.
March 24th, 2005, 07:10 PM #3
Here's a real headline:
"Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over"