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    Lite On The Do, Heavy On The Nuts Donuts's Avatar
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    Dear Mike and Charley
    I hereby assert my rightful claim to long-winded, verbose, ranting posts that will go largely unread and laughably unheralded. Here's my proof:
    http://forum.abestweb.com/showthread.php?t=56231

    Thread is called:
    Illegitimacy of Unauthorized Third-Party Pop-Up Ads

    I am the heir to your throne - now shift over a tad and make a little room,
    Donuts.

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    You may have created one long-winded, verbose post that none of us will read, but Mike has you on volume.
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    Troll Killer and best Snooper!
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    My god it's spawning. The horror!

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    Rhea, I laughed so hard I think you made me wet my pants.

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    Lite On The Do, Heavy On The Nuts Donuts's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelColey
    You may have created one long-winded, verbose post that none of us will read, but Mike has you on volume.
    No doubt. I hereby withdraw my claim and request to be merely a button on Mike's throne cushion. (I tend to set my goals a tad too high at first).

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    Cool
    That's a misprint folks. The throne cushion is actually a whoopie cushion. I like your verbose style there Donuts, but it is a poor copy. Your obvious use of research, spell and contextual checker, rather then letting it "ripp from the hip", makes you a throne pretender (ie. effective poser) ....ROLMAO

    Shooting the messenger (Holy Duck) is a common practice at ABW so I appreciate your adding to the message enlightment ploy. You get a 3 webfeet Up and two parrot poops for this effort and message.
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    and now you're in the Big Time

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    I'd like to thank all the little people, and the little parrot turds as well, that made this distinction mine. Long winded speech at 11.

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    nothing to add butt ...
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    "I am the heir to your throne"

    I can't take anybody too seriously who says that.

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    Troll Killer and best Snooper!
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    Yes, this is turning into quite a "Tuesdays with Morrie" moment.

    Wipe a tear. Retch. Carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrustNo1
    "I am the heir to your throne"

    I can't take anybody too seriously who says that.
    That almost hurts coming from the guy who says "I work in Lounge Pants"...

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    My throne passes all type of things. Just yesterday I got relief from two Adwhores, a bill stiffing client and a gall stone all in one flush.
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    "That almost hurts coming from the guy who says "I work in Lounge Pants"..."

    As someone who wants to take over Mike's throne, you won't ever have that luxury.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrustNo1
    "That almost hurts coming from the guy who says "I work in Lounge Pants"..."

    As someone who wants to take over Mike's throne, you won't ever have that luxury.
    Huh? I'm already there.

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