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April 1st, 2005, 12:43 PM #1LOL aint the truth funny :)
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl
in the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."
They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy.
"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the
smallest person in the world."
Some time later, Quasimodo came out looking very confused and said,
"Who the hell is Camilla Parker Bowles?"One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer
April 1st, 2005, 01:57 PM #2
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No wonder you got kicked out of EnglandWebmaster's... Mike and Charlie
"What have you done today to put real value into a referral click...from a shoppers viewpoint!"
April 1st, 2005, 02:46 PM #3
April 6th, 2005, 08:15 AM #4
HAHAHAHAHH!!! another classic omg *wipes tear*
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