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    Super Sh!t Stirrer SSanf's Avatar
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    Back by popular demand! The insult thread!
    OK, so one person mentioned it in passing.

    Good 'nuff!

    You have one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty.


    You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.


    You say you have a mind of your own. You're welcome to it-- who else would want it?


    You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens.


    You're so ugly, when you worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big you'd get.
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    Damn ...I resemble all those remarks....LOL
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    I am probably sure you guys hae heard this one

    You're so ugly, that when you were born the doctor slapped your mom.


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    Super Sh!t Stirrer SSanf's Avatar
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    You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
    When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab


    You're so dumb, you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

    Your brother is so ugly, when he sits in the sand the cat tries to bury him.

    You're sister is so skinny, Sally Struthers sends her food.

    Your mother is so dumb, she couldn't pass a blood test.

    Your father's breath smells like Cheez Doodles--light on the cheese and heavy on the doo-doo.

    Your grandmother is so old, she wrote the foreword to the Bible.

    The only difference between your girlfriend and a subway is that everybody hasn't ridden a subway.

    I heard you were getting sex all the time until your wrist got arthritis.
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    SSanf,

    Now that I am bold & bald, I will proclaim my opinion here; you discriminate against males with parasites, but you're ok if the females have parasites: http://forum.abestweb.com/showpost.p...9&postcount=10

    And since you disagree with that, YOU'RE a FRUITCAKE: http://forum.abestweb.com/showpost.p...05&postcount=5

    I would invite you to a dance, a dinner and a movie but.... You're so ugly, I can only take you out on halloween and only if it's raining because people won't throw eggs when is raining.










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    Your girlfriends so ugly she's much like a moped, alright for a ride until your friends find out.

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    Super Sh!t Stirrer SSanf's Avatar
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    Mr. Sal's handwriting is so ugly it gives aspirin a headache!

    His picture is so ugly they put it in the dictionary under "aardvark"!

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    Hey, ecomcity! It's spring. Don't forget it's time for your bath!
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    You were so ugly at birth, they put shutters on your pram,
    and your mother fed you with a catapilt...
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    You guys need to stop calling me up for phone sex, i'm too young for you and i'm scared i'll get an ear infection.

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    Super Sh!t Stirrer SSanf's Avatar
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    You would enjoy it more when those guys called you for phone sex if you took the balloon off your head.

    But then, you're so ugly that if you did, no one would call any more.

    In fact, I heard the reason they call is because when they wanted to play peek-a-boo with you, after they had a peek, they all booed!
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    Super Sh!t Stirrer SSanf's Avatar
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    Well, trust, that may be true but at least I paid for a dentist. I didn't get my teeth from the local undertaker like you did.
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    Super Sh!t Stirrer SSanf's Avatar
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    LOL!! You deleted it!
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    lol, it seemed too mean

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    Super Sh!t Stirrer SSanf's Avatar
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    Don't worry Trust. I heard you are really tall. But, I can cut you down to size!
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    I heard that you were so ugly when you were a kid that your parents had to tie a pork chop around your neck to even get the dogs to play with you.


    If your brains were made of dynamite there would not be enough to even blow your nose.


    If you put your brain on the sharp edge of a razor blade it will look like a BB laying in the middle of an eight lane highway.

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    Super Sh!t Stirrer SSanf's Avatar
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    Oh yeah! You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.
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    SSanf,

    You're so old and ugly, that you must use a double S on SSanf in order for people to remember your name.

    What a SShame.

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    Oh yeah! You're so cheap you went on the Jerry Springer show and told the world about you and your Granny just so you wouldn't have to pay for the tickets to get in!

    And, the double S in SSanf is so people won't notice you sstutter so much when you try to pronounce it!
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    What do the Sal and SSanf names have in common?

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    a and s

    But I can safely type my name backward in church and SSanf can't.

    My = las

    Her = fnass







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    Stop giving our secret code away!

    Yep, it's true folks, fnass stands for funny 'n astute sage spellbinder.

    las stands for laughable arrogant shithead.

    Besides, Mr. Sal is so dumb he won't eat both pasta and antipasto, because he thinks he would still be hungry!
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