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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
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    I found this funny
    A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.

    The man said, " I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"

    The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition

    Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened.

    An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

    The lady said..........."That bastard had $500 in quarters!
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
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    January 18th, 2005
    jacked by sylon
    Pennies would have been much better.

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    Chick with Brains Tracy's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
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    I don't think so. I used to work at Pepsi-Cola. My first job was as the cashier. Every evening the drivers who filled the "Full Service" machines would wheel in all the bags of money that they took out of the machines that day, and it was my job to run the coins through a coin counting machine.

    In order for the man to have $500 in pennies, he would have had to be toting five full bags. No way.

    On the other hand, I think $1000 in quarters would be better. I could easily pick up a bag of $500 (half bag) quarters and run ... but a $1000 (full bag) would be another story.

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    I know some girls who would be happy to pick up the quarters ....
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