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    Retarded Grandparents

    After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
    holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:

    We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used
    to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to
    Arizona. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look
    like grass.

    They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't
    know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wrecked
    center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, and
    do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a
    swimming pool too, but in it, they all jump up and down with hats on. At
    their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it.
    He watches all day so nobody can escape.

    Sometimes they sneak out. They go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody
    there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night
    ------early birds. Some of the people
    can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out,
    bring food back to the wrecked center and call it pot luck. My
    Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and
    says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my
    retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let
    people out so they can visit their grandchildren.


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    sorry Cazzie although cute...its just not that funny

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