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    Genie in a Bottle
    A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.

    The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

    The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth.
    I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"


    The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
    See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."


    The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."


    The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful.

    That is what I wish for...a good man."





    The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the f*cking map again."
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Unauthorized and reworded copy of MR. Gordon original copy.
    Unauthorized and reworded copy of MR. Gordon original Joke.
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    The One Wish Genie™ and © by Me.


    An affiliate rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.
    The amazed affiliate asked if he got three wishes.

    The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth.
    I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"

    The affiliate did not hesitate. He said, "I want to make money with my website.

    See these Networks? I want all these merchants to come clean and I want all those merchants to drop all the parasites and for the AM's of those merchants to be honest and vice-versa. It will bring about a lot of money to the honest affiliates, forum peace, harmony and trust to the third party network."
    The genie looked at the Network and exclaimed, "Affiliate , be reasonable. These Networks have been doing all that crap and more for the last few years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

    The affiliate thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right merchant. You know - one that's considerate and pay on time, likes to play fair, don't cheat, don't have parasites, is great in conversions, and gets along with my domain bound visitors, doesn't overwrite my cookies and is faithful reporting my commissions every time.

    That is what I wish for...a good merchant."

    The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the f*cking Networks again."

    Ok affiliate.................

    It was not easy but I will grant you your wish.






    Join the ShareAsale Network, that is the best I can find for you.






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    Sorry Gordon,

    But, I had to reformat your one-wish genie story in order to keep the thread related to affiliate marketing.

    I hope you don't sue me now for your un-© stuff
    Before you call your lawyer, take notice of my ™ and © on my version title.


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    LOL Mr.Sal you version is the better by far LOL
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Wonder if either version would make the newspapers... ROLMAO
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    Wonder if either version would make the newspapers... ROLMAO
    Well....,

    I don't know if they would make the newspapers but, one thing is for sure.

    I'm willing to bet that this thread may be more productive at the end that the other thread going on now in the other forum.


    At least here in the Daily Chuckle area, maybe some newbies will find a better network to make more money, compared to the other thread going nowhere now in the other forum with: 213 Replies and 5,144 Views.

    But, who knows, I am not a so I can only guess.


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    LOL Mr.Sal I get shouted at for saying less than that
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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