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April 29th, 2005, 10:21 AM #1biz36GuestSorry Ladies but this made me laugh
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
April 29th, 2005, 11:03 AM #2
Confucius say: "Girl who fly upside down is bound to have crack up."
Confucius also say: "Girl who slides down banister, have no hair - by crackie."Rick M.
I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than have a frontal lobotomy!
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