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    Is it because I'm blonde?
    A girl came skipping home from school one day.

    "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"

    "Very good," said her mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

    "Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

    The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

    "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"

    "Very good," said her mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

    "Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

    The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

    "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

    "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

    "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

    "No, Honey, it's because you're 25 years old".

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    Ha-ha-ha, MOBILEBADBOY... I was thinking of thanking you for your earlier compliment today (on "cuteness"), but now... So do you like blondes or not?!?! [I wonder what your reply will be]

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    hahahah

    funny as hell, i love these jokes,

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    LOL I liked that one mobilebadboy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dasha
    So do you like blondes or not?!?!
    About as much as I like blonde jokes.

    And I really like the jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mobilebadboy
    About as much as I like blonde jokes.

    And I really like the jokes.

    Okay. If you like them (the jokes) so much, here's another one for you:

    I Want to Buy That


    A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

    The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

    The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

    Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

    Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

    To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

    The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

    The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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    that reminds me of this one

    Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
    A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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    but surely these joke don't apply to you right Dasha.

    P.S. thats not an old school TV remote infont of you it is a keyboard and you can reply using that...J/K...oh and the up and down arrows on the screen in front of you don't change the channels. Kidding again

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    Quote Originally Posted by biz36
    but surely these joke don't apply to you right Dasha.

    P.S. thats not an old school TV remote infont of you it is a keyboard and you can reply using that...J/K...oh and the up and down arrows on the screen in front of you don't change the channels. Kidding again
    Ha-ha-ha... How funny!

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    Sorry

    I'm only teasing

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