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    MasterMike HardwareGeek's Avatar
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    What to do with a Spammer?
    Ever since my site has been getting a lot of Buy.com Sales thanks to google some Mr Cheap Stuff keeps spamming his link on my forums. Can I report him to linkshare or something and they terminate his account. It's pissing me off.

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    Will your forum software allow you to block his IP? That will shut him out unless he's on a proxy.

    I've also found that public warnings often put a stop to them, post a notice in each of their posts that they are violating TOS by posting their link, and point out that no one should want to do business with them because of that. You can also alter the link so it doesn't work...

    I hate having to deal with people like this, they make an otherwise pleasant community a chore to be a part of. Good luck!

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    Have you tried contacting LS about this? Terminating his account would definitely bring the message across...

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    You could shut her/him up naked in a glass case in full public view in his/her local town/city center.

    If female, paint her boobs like a dartboard but use honey for the inner gold color. Insert 1000 wasps to glass case and watch them jiggle, leave till prisoner is dead.

    If male paint his nuts with hazelnut spead insert 20 squirrels to glass case then watch him jiggle, again leave till prisoner is dead.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon
    You could shut her/him up naked in a glass case in full public view in his/her local town/city center.

    If female, paint her boobs like a dartboard but use honey for the inner gold color. Insert 1000 wasps to glass case and watch them jiggle, leave till prisoner is dead.

    If male paint his nuts with hazelnut spead insert 20 squirrels to glass case then watch him jiggle, again leave till prisoner is dead.
    That should do it!

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    [Note so self] : Do not get in Gordon's bad books.

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    I think Gordon is right on track here. This should be standard treatment for spammers of all kind. BRING ON THE BEES

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    Insert Squirrels... LOL
    That is FUNNY STUFF GORDON....

    Not just any squirrels.. those big badass Grey Squirrels they have in the SOUTH.. they are as big as house cats with teeth to match...

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    please not today..
    you know who i mean LOL .LOL
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    LOL Neil that gave me a good laugh thanks LOL
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    I think I will do what Gordon Suggest if Contacting Linkshare fails.
    I blocked the IP but the spammer appears to be able to clone his mac address and get a new ip or it changes daily. However I added his URL to the censor list.

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    someone has just come in my office to ask if i am ok...LOL,,LOL,
    i have tears running down my face, about you know,,

    it looks worse when you are in an office alone
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    Quote Originally Posted by HardwareGeek
    I think I will do what Gordon Suggest if Contacting Linkshare fails.
    I blocked the IP but the spammer appears to be able to clone his mac address and get a new ip or it changes daily. However I added his URL to the censor list.

    Yeah, sounds like you just need him to get kicked out of LinkShare... he probably is running a proxy to generate a random IP.

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    Do what the Arabs do... cut off his damn hands, so that he can never use a keyboard again!! AND that would be the answer for parasites as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrod805
    That should do it!
    Guys, you are BAAAAAAD!.......

    However, I must admit - "that should do it".

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    You could also make them try to marry that in Atlanta that runs away every time her wedding date gets close.

    They would be doing so much that they wouldn't have time to mess with us.

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