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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    good for a giggle.
    A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"


    "Yes," he says. "I was in for three years."


    The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"


    The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."


    The interviewer tells the guy,"O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M.to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow.Come in at 10:00 A.M."


    The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M.to 4:00 P..M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"

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    This is a government job," the interviewer says."For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls.No point in you coming in for that."
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    Good one

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    Good one.

    That's exactly what they were doing at my local DPR (dept of revenue,sales tax) office the other day.

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    Good one!! I would know, I used to work for a public University and that's 100% true!!

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    funny...but I always thought they sat around with their thumbs up their asses...haha

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    I thought that's what they did all day - not just 2 hours.

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    A nice and satirical one man..Thanks!!!

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