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    January 18th, 2005
    Happy Mother's Day to you Moms out there!
    Thanks to all you Moms out there. May your day be a special and blessed one.

    Enjoy the time with your loved ones. Here's a tribute to you Moms.

    Things my Mother Taught me

    My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE...
    "If you're going kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

    My mother taught me RELIGION...
    "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

    My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL...
    "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

    My mother taught me LOGIC...
    "Because I said so, that's why."

    My mother taught me LOGIC... #2
    "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

    My mother taught me FORESIGHT...
    "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

    My mother taught me IRONY...
    "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

    My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS...
    "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

    My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM...
    "Will you LOOK at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

    My mother taught me about STAMINA...
    "You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."

    My mother taught me about WEATHER...
    "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

    My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS...
    "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen THEN?"

    My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY...
    "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't exaggerate!"

    My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION...
    "Stop acting like your father!"

    My mother taught me about ENVY...
    "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

    My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
    "Just wait until we get home."

    My mother taught me about RECEIVING...
    "You are going to get it when we get home!"

    If this has been said before here at abestweb, well, it's still true!

    Happy Mother's Day!!!
    "Whether you think you can, or whether you think you can't...You're right!" -Henry Ford-

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    Great thread!

    HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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