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    Sgt. Joe Friday frank3iii's Avatar
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    All you Texicans listen up: Only 2 inches off.
    Here's one you might get a giggle out of.



    A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles ached almost
    all the time.

    The doctor told him to stand on the examining table and drop his pants. The
    doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn
    his head and cough (the usual method to check for a hernia).

    "Aha!" mumbled the doctor and putting his finger under the right testicle,
    he asked the midget to cough again.

    "Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.
    Snip,snip,snip,snip on the right side, then snip,snip,snip,snip,on the
    left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
    amazement that the snipping did not hurt.

    The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if his testicles
    still ached.

    The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doctor's
    office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.

    The midget said, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you
    do?"

    The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
    "Just the facts, Ma'am." Sgt. Joe Friday, Dragnet

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    ROLMAO ...good ...no great one!
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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    that was a beauty
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Thought they were called Texans!!!

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    Content $ Queen Ebudae's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by JJJay
    Thought they were called Texans!!!
    Good question - actually the term is "Texians"

    It referrs to the time when Texas was still part of Mexico - before we defeated Santa Anna at the Battle of San Jacinto in 1836.

    Today some Texans still use this this term as being proud of our history and heritage.

    Ebudae


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