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May 15th, 2005, 09:25 PM #1All you Texicans listen up: Only 2 inches off.
Here's one you might get a giggle out of.
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles ached almost
all the time.
The doctor told him to stand on the examining table and drop his pants. The
doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn
his head and cough (the usual method to check for a hernia).
"Aha!" mumbled the doctor and putting his finger under the right testicle,
he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip,snip,snip,snip on the right side, then snip,snip,snip,snip,on the
left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if his testicles
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doctor's
office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The midget said, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you
The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.""Just the facts, Ma'am." Sgt. Joe Friday, Dragnet
May 15th, 2005, 09:27 PM #2
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May 15th, 2005, 10:50 PM #3
that was a beautyOne day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer
May 18th, 2005, 04:57 PM #4
May 18th, 2005, 05:31 PM #5Originally Posted by JJJay
It referrs to the time when Texas was still part of Mexico - before we defeated Santa Anna at the Battle of San Jacinto in 1836.
Today some Texans still use this this term as being proud of our history and heritage.
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