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    Talking Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:
    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in
    housewares and see what happens.

    5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

    9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your
    nose.

    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
    where the anti- depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible
    theme.

    12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size
    funnels.

    13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

    14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! And; last, but not least!)

    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell,
    very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
    Travelin' Man

    "If you don't know where you are going, any road will lead you there." -- unknown

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    Sure hit my funny bone!!!!

    Thanks

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    Just be sure NOT to pay with a two-dollar bill: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1379476/posts

    -John.
    There's a reason army's wear uniforms even though it makes them easier to spot. Sometimes that's what you want. Uniforms suggest organization, power, and numbers. These, in turn, inspire fear. And, as any good operative knows, there is no more effective weapon than fear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrrl
    Just be sure NOT to pay with a two-dollar bill: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1379476/posts

    -John.
    That's pretty sad! Whether it be the cops or Best Buy management, someone should have had the smarts to handle that matter differently. I'd sue their a$$e$. Maybe, just maybe, they'd get a clue.
    Travelin' Man

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