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    Newly issued alcohol warnings
    Newly issued alcohol warnings

    1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.

    2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

    3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you

    4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

    5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

    6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

    7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Oy - AMWSO
    7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.
    PS According to #7, I guess we girls are off the hook...never heard of a psycho Amy, Susie, Jane before. Whoops!

    Peace
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oy - AMWSO
    PS According to #7, I guess we girls are off the hook...never heard of a psycho Amy, Susie, Jane before. Whoops!
    Oy
    Lucky you! I’ve dated a psycho Amy, a psycho Susie, and a psycho Jane.
    But are you still master of your domain?

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    er...no comment hahaha

    *zipped*

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    5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.
    I like # 5 but..........

    Since we're affiliates, we can't use that one anymore.

    We have no boss!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sal
    I like # 5 but..........

    Since we're affiliates, we can't use that one anymore.

    We have no boss!



    Maybe too much alcohol consumption would cause you to tell your AMs what you really think of them...

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