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    Apples and Wine
    My daughter emailed me this one......
    Do you think she is trying to tell me something?

    Women are like apples on trees.
    The best ones are at the top of the tree.
    Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
    Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
    The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
    They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

    Now Men......Men are like a fine wine.
    They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    OUCH!

    no way is any : going to the sht out of my just to make some




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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon
    Now Men......Men are like a fine wine.
    They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
    So guys are nice and sweet until a woman comes along and stomps the sh*t out of them? Then they lock them in a dark cellar for a few years, and if everything turns out right they can be intoxicating, otherwise they're just bitter.

    Regardless of whether they're intoxicating or bitter, if she leaves them out without caring for them, they'll turn into vinegar.

    Of course, if you mix them with a little olive oil they can still be fun. Just use plastic sheets.
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