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    The Lottery ticket
    One day, the wife comes home with a
    spectacular diamond ring.

    "Where did you get that ring?" her husband
    asks.
    "Well," she replies, "my boss and I played the
    lotto and we won, so I bought
    it with my share of the winnings."

    A week later, his wife comes home with a long
    shiny fur coat.

    "Where did you get that coat?" her husband
    asks.
    She replies, "My boss and I played the lotto
    and we won again, so I bought
    it with my share of the winnings."

    Another week later, his wife comes home,
    driving in a red Ferrari. "Where
    did you get that car?" her husband asks.

    Again she repeats the same story about the
    lotto and her share of the
    winnings.

    That night, his wife asks him to draw her a
    nice warm bath while she gets
    undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she
    finds that there is barely
    enough water in the bath to cover the plug at
    the far end.

    "What's this?" she asks her husband....



    ....


    ....



    "Well," he replies, "we don't want to get your
    lotto ticket wet, do we?"
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    ooooohhhhh...burn!!! I love it!!!!

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    *rotflmao*!!
    ~Michelle
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    "Work to become, not to acquire." -- Confucius

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