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  1. #1
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    January 18th, 2005
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    Do not talk to my parrot!!
    A lady's dishwasher stopped working, so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter,
    and I'll mail you a check."

    "And oh, by the way, don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"


    When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he had ever seen. But just as the lady had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the
    repairman go about his work.

    The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

    "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

    To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

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    March 31st, 2005
    Toronto, Canada
    ahhh hahahahahha

    Nice one,

    I sure would like that parrot

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    2005 Linkshare Golden Link Award Winner  ecomcity's Avatar
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    LOL... Parrots are cheaper and more efective then home alarm systems when bonded with a big bad dog.
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    Hookbills are absolutely the sweetest people on earth, and they can be SO funny.

    The parakeets I've had have been prolific talkers, and with one, when people from church would come to pick up my daughter for functions when she was a teen, Buddy used to jibber-jabber and very pointedly intersperse F*** into his jabbering. They'd ask - "Did he say what I think he said" - and yes, he sure did!

    Hookbill birds just love those hard consonant sounds, it's a sure way to teach them to talk after you get their attention by clucking like a chicken to them once they're fully finger-trained.

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    January 17th, 2005
    We've got a parakeet, but he doesn't say much. He loves riding on the ceiling fan when we let him out of his cage. He'll fly up, and perch on the fan, and then wait for one of us to come and give the fan a gentle push.

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