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    Sinclair Oil Lurker Jones's Avatar
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    Thanks ABW
    After reading over some old posts I almost got choked up. The encouragement, compassion, and even love that is displayed on this board can never be matched, at least not any other forum in our arena.

    [is that a tear? no. just drooling]

    Many of you are real gems. I hope I get to meet some of you one day. If I ever get to be as smart as some of you all and could hold a conversation without getting lost, I might actually attend one them affiliate marketing conventions. On the other hand, nah. But if you are having a BBQ, I'll sure enough be there, if it's in my neck of the woods. I'll bring the beans, the kind that will make you pass wind reallllllll good!

    ABW is truly a community or family. I guess that is the reason I keep coming back to Lurk, and get my Jones on (starting to post).

    Haiko is a swell guy. I'll let him interview me one day on his big time radio show. I'll truly give a blue collar Billy Joe Six Pack perspective on affiliate marketing - lol! "Buy this, cleek heer!" Content? whas thet?

    Say, any of you single women know how to skin a catfish?

    Thanks ABW. You are great!
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    A good time show some of that ABW love

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    I just need to know the truth, so I can move on!
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    yes, but
    all the foul language is not needed. your post will surely be deleted, and you might be ex-communicated from our fellowship for a period of time. At some point you will be allowed back in after we get to spank your fanny with a sand papered paddle with holes drilled in it so you can hear the air whistle as it strikes your bottom. lol
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    >>ABW is truly a community or family. I guess that is the reason I keep coming back

    I get the same kind of feeling, to me it really feels like this is where I belong. It's hard to explain, but it feels like I've come home.

    >>I think Sal Needs some loving!

    Maybe - and then again, maybe not. But much as we love him, and he knows that most all of us do, Mr. Sal needs to take it up with Mom (or Pop) and leave the rest of the family out of it.

    Family squabbles aren't unheard of, they do happen and are to be expected - but this is kind of a "family hug" type of thread. I personally think the other mess should be kept out of this, it's a different matter altogether.

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    ABW really is as close as some of us come to an online family.
    Comments are opinion unless otherwise noted. Remember, pillage first. Then burn. Half of all people in the world have IQs under 100. You best learn to trust ol' SSanf!

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    ABW really is as close as some of us come to an online family.
    You have family offline??? I thought mine was some kind of hallucination caused by being offline too long

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    >>Say, any of you single women know how to skin a catfish?

    No, but I know how to shuck Appilachicola oysters with a screw-driver. I also know where the Suwannee River is and that groupers have gizzards.

    Just please don't let word get out about it, or I'll have an even harder time trying to maintain my continued state of single blessedness.

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    shhhh...
    No, but I know how to shuck Appilachicola oysters with a screw-driver. I also know where the Suwannee River is and that groupers have gizzards
    We wont tell. But that is a great start toward marital bliss!

    I have got to find me a woman who really knows how to make sweet tea!
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    any of you single women know how to skin a catfish?
    *Sigh*

    Well, if you're going to make requests like that, I might as well make some of my own.

    Any of you single men "arrived" enough to afford a HIRED housekeeper and a cook?
    There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway

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    Well, if you're going to make requests like that, I might as well make some of my own.

    Any of you single men "arrived" enough to afford a HIRED housekeeper and a cook?
    Well...........

    I won't hire anyone to hang around the house but, I can cook if I have to.

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    "to hang around the house?"

    The housekeeper isn't just supposed to hang around! She's supposed to do the cleaning! But, some of them don't like to be called "maids" anymore, so they're "housekeepers."
    There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway

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    my wife hangs around the house,
    sometimes she even dresses up as a maid... ooooopssss
    thats another story
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    [QUOTE=webworker]>>Say, any of you single women know how to skin a catfish?

    No, but I know how to shuck Appilachicola oysters with a screw-driver. I also know where the Suwannee River is and that groupers have gizzards.


    Sounds like you're from a lesser-known area of Florida...

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