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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    Is Pauline getting too damned smart for me?
    I said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it.
    She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

    I said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
    She said ... . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

    I said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
    She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

    I said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.

    I said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
    She said ... . . They already have boyfriends.

    She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
    I said . . . A widow.

    I said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
    She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    I said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
    You said that?

    I didn't knew that you were looking for that!

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    Were you listening in on my conversation with hubby last night?

    Paranoia is commencing to set in.
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    your a real piece of work Gordo..
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    Good one Gordon...I especially liked the second point, about switching positions...totally sounds like something my hubby might say...and now if he ever does, I will have a snappy comeback...thanks

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    AH ! .. good old gordon... i was sick of the politics threads..

    A woman runs into the house and shouts to her husband

    PACK YOUR CASE , I HAVE WON THE LOTTERY.
    the husband says ,, where are we going ?
    the wife says.... WE ??..
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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    the wife says.... WE ??..
    I like that one Neil
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    hello my friend.
    i have not seen you around for a while
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    Gordon: Have to say that I read the subject line and thought getting too damned smart for you?

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