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    Why should the Nigerians have all the fun?
    Why should the Nigerians have all the fun?

    Greetings from me and my family.

    FROM: NOH DAE-JUNG

    Getting your contact was not an easy task because since I am not computer
    literate, I ordered my son to seek a partner very far away and he went to the
    institute of International Business to apply and he paid them the charges.
    My name is NOH DAE-JUNG, The brother of GENERAL. NOH TAE-WOO, the former President of South Korea who ascended to power through a popular electoral victory in 1988 to 1992. After serving duly, he was accused of mass
    embezzlement which ran into billions of won because of the GREAT OLYMPICS 1988 which brought Korea to the world lime light, and was arrested but released after long years of incarceration and now under scrutiny.
    Before my brother's was overthrown, I secretly siphoned the sum of 30 million
    United States Currency out of Seoul and deposited the money with a security
    firm that transports valuable goods and through diplomatic means.I am
    contacting you because I want you to deal with the security company and claim the money on my behalf since I have declared that the consignment belong to my foreign business partner.

    You shall also be required to assist me in investment in your country. I
    expect you to declare what percentage of the total money you will take for
    your assistance. When I receive your positive response I will let you know
    where the security company is and the payment pin code to claim the money
    which is very important.we do not want the government of my Country to know about the money because they will believe I got the money from my brother while he was still in office as president .Once you confirm the receipt of the money ,I will come over with my Children to your Country or any Country in Europe to start a new life with my Family.

    As soon as payment is effected, and the amount mentioned above is
    successfully transferred into your account, we intend to use our own share in
    acquiring some estates abroad. For this too you shall also be our overseas
    manager of all our properties and you will be paid based on a certain
    percentage agreed on by both parties. For now, let all our communication be by e-mail because my line is right now connected to the South Korean
    Telecommunication Network services therefore we can not take the chances of being heard.

    Thank you in anticipation of your cooperation.
    Yours faithfully,
    Noh Dae-Jung.

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    Seems legit to me. I wish I had an opportunity like that!!!


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    probably still a nigerian

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    Talking and in the other hemisphere:
    just got this hot spam . . .

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    Hi

    This is a legitimate appeal for ladies only.
    If you are interested or if you want to unsuscribe email me at
    [deleted] @mail.win.it


    I'm an Italian guy,I live in Italy and my name is VITO.I live in Roma.
    I'm sending this message to the people because I'm bored to live in Italy,I'm looking for a lady what could invite me in usa.I want to marry a millionairess lady who lives in USA .



    I would love to find a wealthy lady who lives in one of the following places in usa or nearby:
    1) "The treasure coast",I mean north east Broward County or east Palm Beach county(FLORIDA)
    2)Honolulu (Hawaii)
    3)Reno(Nevada)
    4)Las Vegas(nevada)
    5)Atlanta(georgia)
    6)Jupiter,Stuart,Coral Springs,Jensen Beach,Boynton Beach,Deepwater,Hutchinson
    Island or Miami(Florida)





    Considering that I like the mature women, I'd love to find a lady of 45-60yo age range.
    I'd love to find a gentle long haired lady who lives in a swimming pool house near the sea (as I like to swim) .
    I seek a lady without young or old children,a no smoker lady who could be widowed,separated,single ,divorced.
    I would need a sugarmamma figure at the beginning .


    Here in Italy I don't have a good future because there's the
    recession,the down swing causated by our new money,the euro and
    also causated by our government that is not able to give a higher
    salary to the people:
    now our salaries value the half and the prices of the things are
    almost the double.Here in Italy my life is in danger because is getting
    always more difficult to survive as there's no job for me here.



    Considering that I'm around 30 yo now and I haven't found nothing good to do in this country,now
    I seek a better future abroad and I would love to find a good woman.


    I seek a woman that figures out of the years,looks young and feels young :
    it's not a problem if she's not beautiful because she should be beautiful inside and most of all ,she should desire a younger soulmate.(She could be overweight too)
    The thing I desire is to fix a serious stable relationship with a lady who gives me the opportunity to have a better life.




    ABOUT ME:

    I have long black hair,my weight is 65 kilos(145 lbs) and my height is about 1.80 metres(5.11)...
    I'm no smoker /drinker and I'm good looking.



    If you could be the kind of woman I'm looking for, write me soon please!!!!!!



    I'm here because I need help and I'm not a joke because it wouldn't have sense.

    Thank you very much for reading my letter .
    I think there must be a woman for me out there.




    Cheers

    VITO MANFREDI -Italy


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    Wow, Rhea, go for it!!!

    Geno

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    "145 lbs) and my height is about 1.80 metres(5.11)..."

    5'11" and 145 lb. He needs to find someone who own a Papa Johns.

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    He should consider only writing proposals to gayblade Canadians with those broken English stats. Surprised he didn't want verification of bank accounts and a earnest deposit.
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    My favourite spam recently (is that a non-sequitur?) was:

    "Penis enlargement - Ideal Gift!"

    - Well the guys had a whip round for your retiremment and.....

    - Happy holidays Dad!

    - It's a gift we'll both get pleasure from dear...

    - ???

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    I've seen emails like this before. Its probably some sort of hoax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrustNo1
    "145 lbs) and my height is about 1.80 metres(5.11)..."

    5'11" and 145 lb. He needs to find someone who own a Papa Johns.

    LOL LOL LOL!
    Peace,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Ward
    "Penis enlargement - Ideal Gift!"
    Guys:

    You know you have a problem when you unwrap this gift from your girlfriend.

    But you know you have a BIG problem when you unwrap this gift from your boyfriend . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and the bottle is already 3/4 empty!
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    It's most certainly a hoax Rhea.

    Let's think about this for a sec. Why would someone you've never met or even heard of in your life, put their faith in a complete stranger they know nothing about other than an email address - especially where an ENORMOUS sum of money is concerned, and the possibility of life in prison if he/she was caught is on the line?

    When in doubt, copy and paste some of the text into google - you'll usually find it listed on one of the many "protect yourself from hoaxes" sites that exist all over the web.


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    I've probably posted this before, but it makes for an entertaining diversion :

    http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Ward
    I've probably posted this before, but it makes for an entertaining diversion :

    http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/

    OMG LOL! That is hilarious. Thanks for sharing it Paul. :-)
    Peace,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Ward
    I've probably posted this before, but it makes for an entertaining diversion :

    http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/

    Oh yeah - thanks a lot. Another 3 hours I've just wasted amusing myself with more internet gems when I should have been building my empire.

    I just can't believe how long he was able to string along that first one (Albert Fred). Amazing!
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