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    Redneck Special Forces
    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

    These Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee and North & South Carolina boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following five facts about terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

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    Seems like a trained group of Rednecks on a revenge mission. I'm sure it's more effective then trying to teach 160,000 Iraquis how to defend themselves and their families.
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    Talking Number Five
    is all it would take!

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    Ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why is Louisiana missing from the list?!?!

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    And if that doesn't work...

    "We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.' " -- Elayne Boosler
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    I thought you already sent them in a few years back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drastic
    These Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee and North & South Carolina boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following five facts about terrorists:
    You forgot northern Florida (southern Florida don't count as the "south").
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurker Jones
    You forgot northern Florida (southern Florida don't count as the "south").
    How about using them to get rid of meth and drug dealers too?

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    #3 CHICKEN???? This is cattle country so we cook steaks on our grill!
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    That's RIGHT!!! Tell 'em it tastes like steak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lectrickitty
    #3 CHICKEN???? This is cattle country so we cook steaks on our grill!
    Yes, we love beef, but every good redneck knows that most other animals "taste like chicken"! Rabbit, squirrel, frog legs, snake, etc.
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