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    How are you going to celebrate when you make your first million from AM?
    I'm probably going to buy a GTO Judge with a loud stereo that plays Flip Wilson's laugh-in tagline "Here come the judge" when I start the car.

    That's 1000x more pimp than anything done on that ridiculous MTV program. w3rd.

    (You have to excuse me, my ADHD is taking over.)

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    I'm going to get myself a third world programer and task him/her with writing me a script/program that will overwrite every single parasites and cookie stuffers affiliate id with mine.

    Then I will email them all and ask them how they like it
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    I'm going to move back to Hawaii. I didn't know how much I loved living there until I left! Then I'm going to pretend I'm broke so all the "unknown relatives" don't come crawling out of the woodwork

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    I'm going the take Gordo's third world programmer and write me a drive-by and e-mail trojan horse that opens a system backdoor. Then have it programmed to directly write 1000 EcomCity merchant's cookies on 300 million systems/3 times a day, without alerting the shoppers their machines are cookie stuffed 24/7.
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    Probably just go buy a double-double at In-N-Out.
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    which million? and million what?

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    Buy a Ferrari F430 and go to a country with windy country roads where I can pay fines but not get points on my licence and scare myself to hell with it.

    Get in a boat that sits on its arse at motorway speeds and gets me back home as fast as possible.

    Spend much of the rest on wine and women.

    Probabaly just waste what's left.

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    By the time I'm making my first million I can probably just buy myself a nice place in an old folks home. The rest I will spend on my nurse who will have to have certain 'qualifications'...

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    I'm going to Disneyworld!


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    Throw away my entire wardrobe and buy a new one. Then, I'll buy the condo next-door and convert it into a clothes closet.

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    I went to Disneyworld
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    Been away, now I'm back. Not as much, but I'm back & starting from scratch. Where I was, was fantastic. Where I am now, less so. Things have changed, become harder. So have I. Game ON!!!
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    Moving to Las Vegas.....
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    First thing, I will celebrate by taking a web hosting account that costs more than $2.95 a month.

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    i'd donate some of it to the "make a wish foundation".

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    i'd donate some of it to the "make a wish foundation".
    Yes so would I....

    Then I'd wish I'd won twice as much
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    weisinator - I'm probably going to buy a GTO Judge with a loud stereo that plays Flip Wilson's laugh-in tagline "Here come the judge" when I start the car.

    GTO ...Sweet! I want one too. Back when I was a teen my best bud had a 69 GTO. Man the fun we had running that car. Oh the memories.

    I think I'd buy some new tires for the RV.
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    I'll throw a huge party for all my friends and family!! In order to get maximum exposure, I'll probably theme it around Halloween. It's always been a dream of mine to build a fully automated Haunted House maze. Of course I'll supply live music, multiple kegs, plenty of BBQ and a huge dance floor. Mmm, can't wait!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Ward
    Buy a Ferrari F430 and go to a country with windy country roads where I can pay fines but not get points on my licence and scare myself to hell with it.
    Ditto but with a M3. yooohooo..

    cheers to big dreams!
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    The first thing I would do is pay off my bills, then I'd be broke again! The second million would be the island home.

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    All these seem to assume that the million will come in a big wad instead of spread over several years

    But along those lines...
    There is a nice manor waiting for me to build it, somewhere in Hawaii...and some great butlers and maids out there just waiting to answer the "help wanted" ad I'd put in
    There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway

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    Shoot ya, I want my first million all in one big wad. Why spread it out over years, that wouldn't be any fun!

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    I'm gonna get drunk. Like real drunk... Then - sleep. Then - buy a palace. Then - go travelling to some islands...

    Geno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geno - RussianLegacy
    I'm gonna get drunk. Like real drunk... Then - sleep.
    Geno, be careful.. while you'r drunk and wasted, those parasites might just steal that million from below your bed.

    You can hand the million over to me. I'll keep a close watch . what say?

    cheers!
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    Nish, when Russians are drunk, they are even more alert!

    Thank you for offering your banking services anyway...

    Geno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon
    I'm going to get myself a third world programer and task him/her with writing me a script/program that will overwrite every single parasites and cookie stuffers affiliate id with mine.

    Then I will email them all and ask them how they like it
    hehe

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