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    ABW Adviser Panel Dynamoo's Avatar
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    Great new affiliate program!
    Earn $$$! Or at least £££. Hmmm... or actually some highly combustible liquid sent by mail.

    http://www.petroldirect.com/affiliates.htm

    Nice site. I wonder if they'll open up in the US?

    Innovative advertising with Slimeware Corporation and Telephore. Mail-order fuel with Petrol Direct.

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    Talking te he
    20ml at the end of the month in a jiffy bag.

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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    Tell me you are the 'affiliate manager' of that program , dynamoo, lolol.

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    ABW Adviser Panel Dynamoo's Avatar
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    Yeah "Jiffy bag" might have a slight different meaning in the US
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    Jiffy® Padded Mailers is still funny as %#@*

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    I thought it was a gag site until I read through it.

    That's some funny $#@t
    Last edited by danay; August 1st, 2005 at 11:03 PM. Reason: friggin spelling issues - it's late
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    ABW Veteran Mr. Sal's Avatar
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    I thought it was a gag site until I read through it.
    Danay,

    Your post made me go look at that site.
    we'll pay you in fuel! If someone orders 100 litres of super unleaded, then we'll send you 2 litres of the same fuel at the end of the month!
    I was about to ask, how can they send it through the Post Office when I read this on another page.

    We do not endorse any attempt to circumvent fuel duty. Petrol and other fuels are dangerous and should be handled only with the appropriate equipment and should not be sent through the post.
    and then, I saw this on the third page.

    Just in case you are an American, or possibly drive a car made by Suzuki, we wil spell the purpose of Petrol Direct out to you in simple terms.
    Good. . Idea!



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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    What else will people think of to sell online? That's hilarious ... can't take it seriously but it was amusing for a minute. :-)
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    ha-ha-ha!!!!!!! This is cool! I always wanted to sell gas!!!

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    ABW Adviser Panel Dynamoo's Avatar
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    Have you checked out the biofuels page?
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    Loved the site, but there is an obvious gap in your product range ...

    chip fat biodiesel, see

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/1750734.stm

    See also
    http://www.monsanto.co.uk/biofuels/110102.html

    I love the mention that the Llanelli Asda branch was selling vastly more oil than anywhere else in the country.

    Anyone know why UK diesel prices are so high. I assume our Chancellor, Gordon Brown, is up to his usual stealth taxation tricks again.

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    These guys applied to JobsInSports
    A similar sort of site applied to our affiliate program. Their URL is http://www.gasrefund.com/

    This has got be some sort of scam...Can't believe it's genuine.
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    I don't know about GasRefund, but PetrolDirect's the same type of site as the one in Dynamoo's sig
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    ABW Adviser Panel Dynamoo's Avatar
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    Uh-oh. Leader might have figgered it out
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    Have you checked out the biofuels page?
    Personally I liked the alternative fuels better...
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    This has to be the giveaway line:

    "Buy a Smart car. Better still, buy a Smart Roadster. That's fast and economical. "

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    Last edited by Sheri; August 2nd, 2005 at 04:01 PM. Reason: never mind

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    Vin Diesel.... ha ha

    I guess he can't get work elsewhere, huh?

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    ABW Adviser Panel Dynamoo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Ward
    "Buy a Smart car. Better still, buy a Smart Roadster. That's fast and economical. "
    It *is* fast an economical. And I did a 1500 mile round trip two weeks ago to Scotland in it.

    I guess the question is.. what next? You can buy almost anything else on the web. Even twins.
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    I'm more than happy with my Alfa - leaves nearly eveything else standing and I don't even try. It doesn't look like a sports car, but trashes many out that are pretending to be.

    I was looking forwards to a couple of litres of anti-matter arriving at the month end too...

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