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August 15th, 2005, 12:52 AM #1Girls Nite
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."Travelin' Man
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August 16th, 2005, 02:35 PM #2
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LOL...Love it! That's a great one.
August 16th, 2005, 03:46 PM #3
I've heard this one before, but couldn't help but laugh again... Thanks, TM!
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August 17th, 2005, 11:53 PM #4That belongs on the Tonight showOriginally Posted by Travelin Man
Thanks for the laugh, when I get down a bit,this is a great pick up
August 22nd, 2005, 01:19 AM #5and farted.Arjaree (Oy - AMWSO)
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September 1st, 2005, 01:43 AM #6
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Here I sit 11:42 pm laughing and disturbing the whole house. LOL...Love it!...Thank you.
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