Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need tofind out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then Iset up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to adownload from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, wediscovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and sinceit was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessedlittle Pop-Up appeared and said: "You've got Male."