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    Newbie affbld's Avatar
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    Wink Have a good laugh with these! I did.
    Great Quotes! These all made me crack up.

    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

    "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Dan Quayle

    " It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another" -- George Bush, US President

    "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." -- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

    "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." -- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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    I have one to add to that list::

    Alaskan Governer Walter Hickel when asked
    about his approval of Wolf Control In Alaska::


    "You can't just let nature run Wild"..

    He was 100% for Aerial Wolf Hunts to increase the Moose Population for hunters..

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    "It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another"

    Did he really say that? Hilarious.

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    Hi, Sammi:

    I got theses quotes straight from my comedic source. Yes, he really did say that.


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    When Bill Clinton was running for his second term he was at a "town meeting" in Sacramento and I heard him bragging about an electric car that would get 120 miles to the gallon. I didn't know electricity came by the gallon.

    I never heard a word about it, but I did hear it with my own ears so I know he said it.
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