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    Morning talks in the Oval Office
    We take you now to the Oval Office...

    President George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
    National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here
    about the new leader of China.
    Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
    Rice: Hu is the new leader of China.
    Bush: That's what I want to know.
    Rice: That's what I'm telling you.
    Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
    Rice: Yes.
    Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
    Rice: Hu.
    Bush: The guy in China.
    Rice: Hu.
    Bush: The new leader of China.
    Rice: Hu.
    Bush: The Chinaman!
    Rice: Hu is leading China.
    Bush: Now whaddya asking me for?
    Rice: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
    Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
    Rice: That's the man's name.
    Bush: That's who's name?
    Rice: Yes.
    Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
    China?
    Rice: Yes, sir.
    Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
    East.
    Rice: That's correct.
    Bush: Then who is in China?
    Rice: Yes, sir.
    Bush: Yassir is in China?
    Rice: No, sir.
    Bush: Then who is?
    Rice: Yes, sir.
    Bush: Yassir?
    Rice: No, sir.
    Bush: Look, Rice. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
    Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
    Rice: Kofi?
    Bush: No, thanks.
    Rice: You want Kofi?
    Bush: No.
    Rice: You don?t want Kofi.
    Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
    then get me the U.N.
    Rice: Yes, sir.
    Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
    Rice: Kofi?
    Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
    Rice: And call who?
    Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?
    Rice: Hu is the guy in China.
    Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
    Rice: Yes, sir.
    Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
    Rice: Kofi.
    Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Rice
    picks up the phone.)
    Rice: Rice, here.
    Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
    send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
    food in the Middle East?

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    Did not laugh so loud for a long time...

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    I liked it too, Kcedit.

    Geno

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    loved it

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