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September 3rd, 2005, 09:50 PM #1Big Butt
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"~Michelle
"All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
"Work to become, not to acquire." -- Confucius
September 3rd, 2005, 11:09 PM #2
Loving Everyone's Child Creates Magic
September 3rd, 2005, 11:12 PM #3
ROFL!There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway
September 3rd, 2005, 11:18 PM #4
Ouch .... Cute!Continued Success,
The secret of success is constancy of purpose ~ Disraeli
September 3rd, 2005, 11:33 PM #5
I love itOne day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer
September 4th, 2005, 12:03 AM #6
"If you don't know where you are going, any road will lead you there." -- unknown
September 4th, 2005, 10:10 AM #7
The big shots are only the little shots who keep shooting.