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    Web Ho - Design B!tch ~Michelle's Avatar
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    Big Butt
    A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.

    I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

    Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband.

    Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

    What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
    ~Michelle
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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Ha!
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    ROFL!
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    Ouch .... Cute!
    Continued Success,

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    I love it
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    Excellent!

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    The Eternal Optimist zimmy's Avatar
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    That's hilarious!



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