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    A woman meets a...
    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. The couple goes back to his place, he shows her around his apartment. She notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. There are hundreds of small bears all the way along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears on the middle shelf and enormous bears on the top shelf.

    The woman is surprised that this guy would have a teddy bear collection, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention it to him, and actually is quite impressed by this evidence of his sensitive side! She turns to him, invitingly she gazes into his eyes, and they begin to kiss...which leads to them romantically removing each other's clothes. This of course leads to hot passion and steamy love.

    After a very intense night they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over lovingly and asks, "Well, how was it for you?" The guy yawns and says; "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJJay

    After a very intense night they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over lovingly and asks, "Well, how was it for you?" The guy yawns and says; "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

    LOL LOL LOL! Good one, JJ!
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    That is so funny, I just wish I had thought of it when I was younger
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    That is so funny, I just wish I had thought of it when I was younger
    Something tells me that if you had, you wouldn't be around today.

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