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September 13th, 2005, 02:39 PM #1
No More Headaches
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- January 18th, 2005
- Palm Springs, CA
A woman comes home from an appointment, and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone".
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself, and repeat: 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache'. It worked! The headaches are all gone."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful".
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist, and find out if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back".
He goes into the bathroom, comes back a few minutes later, jumps into bed, and makes passionate love to his wife, like never before.
His wife sighs, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back".
He returns to the bathroom, comes back, and round two is even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Again, her husband tells her: "Don't move, I'll be right back".
With that, he again goes to the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him there. She sees him standing at the mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!"
Services will be held on Monday.
Last edited by Kip; September 13th, 2005 at 02:39 PM. Reason: Spacing was off
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