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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    The Moped
    A hip young man goes out and buys the best car on the
    market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most
    expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He
    takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
    An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls
    up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny
    car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there sonny?"

    The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a
    million dollars!"

    "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it
    cost so much?"

    "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states
    the young dude proudly.

    The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

    "No problem," replies the owner.. So the old man pokes his
    head in the window and looks around.

    Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's
    a pretty nice car, all right...but I'll stick with my

    Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the
    old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within
    30 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he
    notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
    getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and
    suddenly WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips
    by him going much faster!

    "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the
    young man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes
    the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees
    that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped
    could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the
    moped at 275 mph. WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's feeling
    pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man
    gaining on him AGAIN!

    Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas
    pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not
    ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him
    again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can

    Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari,
    demolishing the rear end. The young man stops and jumps out
    and unbelievably the old man is still alive. He runs up to
    the mangled old man and says, "Oh My God! Is there anything
    I can do for you?"

    The old man whispers...


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    Oooh man....

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