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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    I hope they found what they wanted.....
    A surfer reached my site this month with this search:

    "what kind of enema for a bad bad person"

    .........ummmmm, okay. Everyone's gotta have a niche, I guess!
    Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.

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    Resident Genius and Staunch Capitalist Leader's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by elbowcreek
    A surfer reached my site this month with this search:

    "what kind of enema for a bad bad person"

    .........ummmmm, okay. Everyone's gotta have a niche, I guess!
    I *have* to wonder what's on that site, that'd make it come up under THAT!

    As for the searcher's question: I would suggest an "open umbrella" enema!
    "Apply" umbrella closed. Then open, and remove quickly!
    There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway

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    These are for today

    26. onion booty 193
    116. Mother raped me 12
    726. devil f*** 4
    951. salad tossing my dog 1


    yeah and I run a computer site

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by HardwareGeek
    These are for today

    26. onion booty 193
    116. Mother raped me 12
    726. devil f*** 4
    951. salad tossing my dog 1


    yeah and I run a computer site
    LOL LOL LOL - Scary surfers, HardwareGeek! Salad tossing my dog??!!!

    A humor writer I know puts the most bizarre search terms her visitors used to get to her site in her newsletters each month. They're always hilarious.

    Now for a super stupid question: Where do you all get these search terms in your stats and where can I get them? I only get strings of search URLs and would have to analyse them for hours to come up with good search stats. My host doesn't offer anything close to "good" stats so I'll never know what I'm missing until I make the leap to a new host. Just got a new computer so I can't deal with another "new" until my head stops spinning from the changes currently upon me. Just trying to figure out the Office 2003 "upgrades" are de-railing. Reminds me of LS & CJ upgrades ... useless and hostile. The new computer rocks though.
    Peace,

    Rexanne

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    MasterMike HardwareGeek's Avatar
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    I use urchin and it displays the search terms.

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by HardwareGeek
    I use urchin and it displays the search terms.
    Thank you very much, HG!
    Peace,

    Rexanne

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    Wow! I feel so left out. We always get fairly normal searches...lol!
    ~Lisa - Brilliant Mastermind, or Nut? You decide!

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    I've had some strange searches over the years, but they are pretty tame compared to some of you! There sure are a lot of sickos running around loose...

    Andy

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    sometimes we just walk... helps us blend in...

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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leader
    I *have* to wonder what's on that site, that'd make it come up under THAT!

    As for the searcher's question: I would suggest an "open umbrella" enema!
    "Apply" umbrella closed. Then open, and remove quickly!
    Leader- I musta been describing my web site designing capabilities, lol. "Apply" umbrella closed..... OUCH.

    onion booty, that's too funny......
    Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.

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