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    Member praveen's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    Talking Tick Tock
    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
    Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

    He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
    Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

    "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
    "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
    never told a lie."

    "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
    St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
    moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

    "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

    "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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    ABW Ambassador Andy's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005

    Unfortunately, it's true. But I think those lies are catching up to him, now.


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    ABW Ambassador meadowmufn's Avatar
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    January 17th, 2005
    That one's been around for a while. I first heard it as a Clinton joke, but I think it's one of those "insert politician of choice" type jokes.


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