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    Network Rep & ABW Ambassador Carolyn - ShareASale's Avatar
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    September 6th, 2005
    Blondes in Vegas
    The blonde strikes back!


    Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

    She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

    With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

    As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...

    "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

    She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.

    Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

    The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

    Moral -
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    ABW Ambassador Andy's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    Hmmm...I wonder what the dealers were watching, if they weren't looking at the dice...


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