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October 14th, 2005, 11:40 AM #1Road Rage
This American guy has a rather interesting argument against road rage:
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to have to drive on to
the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver
enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely
and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in
traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982
cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every
Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
or unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Give her the finger? . I don't think so.One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer
October 14th, 2005, 01:12 PM #2
All this time I thought the guys smiled and waved because I'm cute, now I find out it's only because of the rifles in the back window![color=blue]"Those who give up their freedom for a little security deserve neither freedom nor security" - Benjamin Franklin[/color]
October 14th, 2005, 01:12 PM #3That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
How can I get in touch with that guy?
Maybe I can pay that guy to put a big bumper-sticker with my website ad's on his car, and get some people on those 36,000 cars to visit my site and buy something.
October 14th, 2005, 01:20 PM #4
LOL Gordon - funny. Maybe too true for comfort but hell, what about the horny, drug-crazed or drunk men or teen boys on the road. ;-) Either way, it's better to not be in all that traffic and work at home.Peace,
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