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    January 18th, 2005
    Talking Wife vs Husband
    A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
    not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
    argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
    position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
    and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
    "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."

    * WORDS*
    A husband read an article to his wife about how many
    words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
    The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
    have to repeat everything to men...
    The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

    * A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you
    can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
    " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made
    me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
    God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

    A man and his wife were having an argument about who
    should brew the coffee each morning.
    The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up
    first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our
    The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking
    around here and you should do it, because that is your
    job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
    Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
    is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
    Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
    Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,
    that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"

    *The Silent Treatment**
    * A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
    each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that
    next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an
    morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break
    silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
    "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would
    it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was
    9:00 AM and
    he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see
    why his
    wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the
    The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
    Edmonton Canada
    There are some good ones there Praveen thanks. Given me a few ideas as well
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer


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    July 6th, 2005
    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon
    There are some good ones there Praveen thanks. Given me a few ideas as well
    Gordon, be warned before you try to outsmart your better half.

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