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October 21st, 2005, 01:56 PM #1Jewish Samurai
Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.
Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two! "What a feat!" said the Emperor.
"Number Two Samurai, show me what you can do." The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish! * The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered!
"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?" Number Three Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and
*Swoooooosh!* flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead, schmead," replied the Jewish Samurai. "Dead is easy. But a
circumcision ... THAT takes skill!"
October 21st, 2005, 02:49 PM #2funny!
That was funny..
See that you are from Montreal..
freind of mine from boston always said the FC's (French Canadiens) spoke backwards. He would say :"Throw the horse over the fence some hay"...
(or 'tro de orse over da fens sum ay')
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October 21st, 2005, 02:52 PM #3
LOL. True true, accent and all. Which reminds me I have a hiliarious joke about French Canadians...maybe I'll post that one next week ;-)
October 21st, 2005, 04:24 PM #4
I decide when the pigs fly!
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October 21st, 2005, 04:43 PM #5Originally Posted by Susan_ShareResults
Thanks for a great laugh, Susan!
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