I thought these were fun.

What She Heard:
You don't expect me to take care of the kids, clean the house and make dinner do you?

What He Said:
Feeling any better honey?




What He Heard:
Honey, why don't you put your head in a vice and I will turn the handle until your head explodes.

What She Said:
Honey, why don't we turn off the TV and just talk.




What She Heard:
Life as we know it will cease to exist unless you can alter the space-time continuum.

What He Said:
Honey, are you almost ready yet?




What He Heard:
I'm going to make you wish you were dead for the rest of the week.

What She Said:
Does this make me look fat?