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October 27th, 2005, 12:41 PM #1
Ego Surfing with Google
- Join Date
- March 16th, 2005
I thought I'd take a break from the usual merchant announcements and let you in on a fun search.
Enter your name, within quotations and then the word -needs- and see what Google comes up with… (You’ll be shocked by some of the results!)
Example: “Lisa needs” typed in Google. Well so far, looks like I need:
-A small family
-A new teen magazine
Between coffee, coding and naps a little ego surfing will keep you on your toes
October 27th, 2005, 12:49 PM #2
That's kind of fun!
According to Goofle, I need:
To tow a trailer which can weigh up to 11000 pounds
Pictures of the walking group
To know who's available and for how long each day
To have my own meltdown with Alberto
The recipeThere is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway
October 27th, 2005, 12:56 PM #3
Well... I need:
... a haircut!
... some advice on what to do with my front door
... a sanctuary, periodic retreat from the world and long luxurious baths.
... help now, lots of help, to make my dream come true
Hmmm... how did they know????
October 27th, 2005, 12:59 PM #4
October 27th, 2005, 01:14 PM #5
I decide when the pigs fly!
- Join Date
- January 18th, 2005
- New York, USA
I also Googled "Rhea wants" and the results are equally hilarious.
Rhea needs to be placed in a permanent adoptive family outside of her birth family.
Rhea needs someone to coordinate a kidnapping scheme.
Rhea needs a nice set of Disney Princess dolls, and maybe a cape.
Rhea needs to get out of the slump that seems to have taken over her life.
Rhea needs a dentist.
Rhea needs more solid foods.
Rhea wants black skirts.
Rhea wants help to plan wedding.
Rhea wants to get slender since her favorite white dress became tight.
Rhea wants children but has no idea where to meet decent men.
Rhea wants a live-in au pair job.
Rhea wants seafood.
October 27th, 2005, 01:20 PM #6
Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can't play. My name is too distinctive and all over the web so this game just pulls up my articles and sites. :-( No needs according to Google. What a crappy SE! LOL I have plenty of needs!
Some of the ones you all got are hilarious. Makes you go "hmmmmmmmmm" and wonder who you are, huh? ;-)
October 27th, 2005, 01:29 PM #7
to sell my house
a firm consistent hand
to take slow deep breaths
to stay more true to friendship when drinking
Those are hilarious!!
The big shots are only the little shots who keep shooting.
October 27th, 2005, 01:31 PM #8
Scott needs ...
- to get out more
- nude models
- a partner
- a sure thing
- to back off and grow his eyebrows in a bit
- to have his stomach stapled
- a cigarette
- a new kidney
- sewer service
- a lot of unquestioning and unconditional support
- more therapy
Wow, didn't realize I had so many problems!
- ScottHatred stirs up strife, But love covers all transgressions.
October 27th, 2005, 01:35 PM #9
According to Google:
Igor Needs to go on a diet.
Igor needs to improve his skating speed and stability
Igor needs to be encouraged to join group activities and games
Igor needs to improve his health.
hmm. GOGL thinks I'm unfit! fine.. let's see what google needs (according to Y!)
Google needs Orkut.
Google needs people.
Google needs to fight spyware.
Google needs some competition.
Hah. Ok... so what does GOGL say about Y!
Yahoo needs to address the phishers.
#10. Yahoo needs to get off the MSFT bandwagon. (ooohh).
This is kinda funny.
October 27th, 2005, 02:22 PM #10
- Join Date
- February 28th, 2005
- Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
That was quite fun...
Here's what I need...
to hit the sack
a new pair of shoes
a drug dealer's testimony
to get out more
October 27th, 2005, 02:26 PM #11
Me needs to
- perform better against strong defences
- bounce back in a big way
- future players to remember the 2003 team
- You to believe
- the summer of 1979
- Notthingham UK
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October 27th, 2005, 02:52 PM #12
Interesting game! I'll play too:
"Mike wishes for"
-- a scooter
-- more sophisticated pagination facilities
-- straight flushes
-- a master's degree
-- also taught dance lessons
-- to be a Missionary
-- Ed to go over all surveillance footage
-- that all embracing Power
"Mike's flying past"
-- us at 90 mphA joy shared is a joy doubled.
A burden shared is a burden lightened.
October 27th, 2005, 03:11 PM #13
Kevin needs to get Martin Sargent set up before he moves back to SF so we can
here what the Sarge is up to these days.
Kevin needs his friends to constantly tell him he's the best
Kevin needs to have a relationship with the other entities
Kevin Needs Your Money
We Need to Talk About Kevin
Kevin needs some direction in his young life.
October 27th, 2005, 04:09 PM #14
Karl needs ...
to focus his attention on short-term goals
to help shoulder the costs
access to a bigger beefier box
play to speak volumes
two victories to end month
to see the world from atop Mount EverestKarl Smith / PhillyBurbs.com: Your Internet Starts Here!
October 27th, 2005, 04:18 PM #15
needs full assistance for all of his personal care
NEEDS SOME HUGGIES
needs to stop being stubborn and take Haley back
needs to die ASAP by someone.
needs to be willing to do things Nicole likes to do, even if it means losing now and then
needs to get laid
needs to leave the classroom to release his tics
needs the wisdom and energy that comes only from God
needs to stand naked more often to remind us that there is nothing to hide but inexperience
needs a sharp-eyed sniper to take out a high-ranking North Vietnamese general and the company doesn't have an operative close at hand
needs a pep talk!
needs a thousand bucks, cash - which he ain't got.
needs two dollars because it's his birthday soon================================================================
Been away, now I'm back. Not as much, but I'm back & starting from scratch. Where I was, was fantastic. Where I am now, less so. Things have changed, become harder. So have I. Game ON!!!
October 27th, 2005, 04:29 PM #16
Here's mine...rather embarrassing to say the least!
Susan needs to wear a bra. (I SWEAR I DO, I DO!)
Susan needs a tray, six inserts, center bowl and metal spinning rack.
Susan needs help. (oh yeah, I've heard that before)
Susan needs blood donors (ewwww)
Susan needs to SLOW down. (too much cawfee i think)
Susan needs to give up two dogs.Susan Arts
Senior Vice President, Marketing
October 27th, 2005, 04:31 PM #17
October 27th, 2005, 04:41 PM #18
OMG This is hilarious...
to speak with her management to let them know she feels.
more than the traditional basic Speech, Occupation & Physical therapy.
to watch it.
There's actually someone named Suzanne Needs so I skipped those.
This is fun!!
October 27th, 2005, 05:04 PM #19
Apparently I need help spelling my own name...
Did you mean: "ethan needs"Eathan Mertz
Black Cat Mining - Gold Prospecting & Rockhounding Equipment
October 27th, 2005, 05:06 PM #20
Well first of all Paul Needs is a Welsh musician and songwriter (70's rocker), but then:
Paul needs €1000 to represent Ireland in golf event
Paul needs to exalt God
Paul needs some advice on what to do with his front door ...
Then that 70's Welsh rocker turns up for a load more posts...
Paul Needs Specs
Paul needs a haircut!
All Paul Needs Is Love
Paul can't have:
Paul Can't Have Known The Virgin Birth
Paul can't have written to anyone, since he is in Europe
Paul can't have it both ways
Paul can't have candy yet
Paul can't have any nasty atheists involved in your echo chamber
Paul can't have sex in the kitchen during the party - (awwww....)
October 27th, 2005, 10:03 PM #21
"nothing else but for support"
"to confees to L., but only after the honeymoonand they are married!"
"to slowly get to know a man and fall in love with him"
"a reasonable amount of exercise"
(Well, it appears my name is same as lady character in a soap opera, what I want is either money, sex or to kill someone!)
October 27th, 2005, 10:17 PM #22
- Join Date
- January 18th, 2005
my death is partly a relief ???!!!
LOL @ Eathan's post
October 27th, 2005, 10:23 PM #23
OK, I just HAD to play so I used the name "Rex" since "Rexanne Needs" just turns up all my own pages:
a forever home in Willimantic ...
to lose the hat...
to know what happened to her and Asa
the program to be flexible
to be able to get onto a computer on the LAN
above all, to make peace with his manic-depressive mother
to help you find your answers faster.
something to eat
to learn to conform
October 28th, 2005, 03:53 AM #24
Frank Needs Wheels
Frank Needs Sensitivity Training
Frank Needs To Grow a Spine
Frank needs you!
Now I know...
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October 28th, 2005, 06:45 AM #25
I need theme music! :-)Tim
consultant by day, affiliate by night
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