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    Cool Ego Surfing with Google
    Hi guys,

    I thought I'd take a break from the usual merchant announcements and let you in on a fun search.

    Enter your name, within quotations and then the word -needs- and see what Google comes up with… (You’ll be shocked by some of the results!)

    Example: “Lisa needs” typed in Google. Well so far, looks like I need:

    -A tree
    -Braces
    -Payers
    -A small family
    -A new teen magazine

    LISA NEEDS

    Between coffee, coding and naps a little ego surfing will keep you on your toes

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    Resident Genius and Staunch Capitalist Leader's Avatar
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    That's kind of fun!

    According to Goofle, I need:

    To tow a trailer which can weigh up to 11000 pounds
    Pictures of the walking group
    To know who's available and for how long each day
    To have my own meltdown with Alberto
    The recipe
    There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway

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    Affiliate Manager PaulS's Avatar
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    Well... I need:

    ... a haircut!
    ... some advice on what to do with my front door
    ... a sanctuary, periodic retreat from the world and long luxurious baths.
    ... help now, lots of help, to make my dream come true

    Hmmm... how did they know????

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    Plazan Merchant Neil's Avatar
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    thats spooky !!!
    i have just had treatment on my kidney.
    WHAT CAME TOP....

    Neil needs ... liver and kidney
    as well as a garage,
    tools To Manage And Motivate People ,
    Find us at shareasale.com 12% commission
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    I also Googled "Rhea wants" and the results are equally hilarious.

    RHEA NEEDS...

    Rhea needs to be placed in a permanent adoptive family outside of her birth family.
    Rhea needs someone to coordinate a kidnapping scheme.
    Rhea needs a nice set of Disney Princess dolls, and maybe a cape.
    Rhea needs to get out of the slump that seems to have taken over her life.
    Rhea needs a dentist.
    Rhea needs more solid foods.

    RHEA WANTS...

    Rhea wants black skirts.
    Rhea wants help to plan wedding.
    Rhea wants to get slender since her favorite white dress became tight.
    Rhea wants children but has no idea where to meet decent men.
    Rhea wants a live-in au pair job.
    Rhea wants seafood.

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can't play. My name is too distinctive and all over the web so this game just pulls up my articles and sites. :-( No needs according to Google. What a crappy SE! LOL I have plenty of needs!

    Some of the ones you all got are hilarious. Makes you go "hmmmmmmmmm" and wonder who you are, huh? ;-)
    Peace,

    Rexanne

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    The Eternal Optimist zimmy's Avatar
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    I need:

    your vote
    to sell my house
    a firm consistent hand
    funding
    to take slow deep breaths
    to stay more true to friendship when drinking

    Those are hilarious!!



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    Scott needs ...

    - to get out more
    - nude models
    - a partner
    - a sure thing
    - to back off and grow his eyebrows in a bit
    - to have his stomach stapled
    - a cigarette
    - a new kidney
    - sewer service
    - a lot of unquestioning and unconditional support
    - more therapy

    Wow, didn't realize I had so many problems!

    - Scott
    Hatred stirs up strife, But love covers all transgressions.

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    Affiliate Marketer Rogi's Avatar
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    According to Google:

    Igor Needs to go on a diet.
    Igor needs to improve his skating speed and stability
    Igor needs to be encouraged to join group activities and games
    Igor needs to improve his health.

    hmm. GOGL thinks I'm unfit! fine.. let's see what google needs (according to Y!)

    Google needs Orkut.
    Google needs people.
    Google needs to fight spyware.
    Google needs some competition.

    Hah. Ok... so what does GOGL say about Y!

    Yahoo needs to address the phishers.
    AND
    #10. Yahoo needs to get off the MSFT bandwagon. (ooohh).

    This is kinda funny.

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    That was quite fun...

    Here's what I need...

    Help!!!
    to hit the sack
    a new pair of shoes
    a drug dealer's testimony
    to get out more
    sex

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    Me needs to

    - perform better against strong defences
    - bounce back in a big way

    Me wants

    - future players to remember the 2003 team
    - You to believe

    Me in

    - the summer of 1979
    - Notthingham UK

    Its fun
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    Interesting game! I'll play too:

    "Mike wishes for"
    -- a scooter
    -- more sophisticated pagination facilities
    -- straight flushes

    "Mike has"
    -- a master's degree
    -- also taught dance lessons

    "Mike wants"
    -- to be a Missionary
    -- out
    -- Ed to go over all surveillance footage
    -- that all embracing Power

    "Mike's flying past"
    -- us at 90 mph
    A joy shared is a joy doubled.
    A burden shared is a burden lightened.

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    Kevin needs to get Martin Sargent set up before he moves back to SF so we can
    here what the Sarge is up to these days.

    Kevin needs his friends to constantly tell him he's the best

    Kevin needs to have a relationship with the other entities

    Kevin Needs Your Money

    We Need to Talk About Kevin

    Kevin needs some direction in his young life.

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    Karl needs ...

    to focus his attention on short-term goals
    to help shoulder the costs
    access to a bigger beefier box

    Karl wants...

    play to speak volumes
    two victories to end month
    to see the world from atop Mount Everest

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    needs full assistance for all of his personal care
    NEEDS SOME HUGGIES
    needs to stop being stubborn and take Haley back
    needs to die ASAP by someone.
    needs to be willing to do things Nicole likes to do, even if it means losing now and then
    needs to get laid
    needs to leave the classroom to release his tics
    needs the wisdom and energy that comes only from God
    needs to stand naked more often to remind us that there is nothing to hide but inexperience
    needs a sharp-eyed sniper to take out a high-ranking North Vietnamese general and the company doesn't have an operative close at hand
    needs a pep talk!
    needs a thousand bucks, cash - which he ain't got.
    needs two dollars because it's his birthday soon
    ================================================================
    Been away, now I'm back. Not as much, but I'm back & starting from scratch. Where I was, was fantastic. Where I am now, less so. Things have changed, become harder. So have I. Game ON!!!
    ================================================================

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    Here's mine...rather embarrassing to say the least!

    Susan needs to wear a bra. (I SWEAR I DO, I DO!)
    Susan needs a tray, six inserts, center bowl and metal spinning rack.
    Susan needs help. (oh yeah, I've heard that before)
    Susan needs blood donors (ewwww)
    Susan needs to SLOW down. (too much cawfee i think)
    Susan needs to give up two dogs.
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    I need
    to hit an 8 to get my point
    a place to hide
    a club to win the hand and bust Humberto
    to make slices of pizza on the hot seat for the Dallas Cheerleaders
    a new project

    my #5 is my #4 That was fun
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    OMG This is hilarious...

    Suzanne needs:

    analysis.
    help.
    to speak with her management to let them know she feels.
    more than the traditional basic Speech, Occupation & Physical therapy.
    to watch it.

    There's actually someone named Suzanne Needs so I skipped those.
    This is fun!!
    Suz~~GearGirl~~

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    Apparently I need help spelling my own name...

    Did you mean: "ethan needs"
    Eathan Mertz

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    Well first of all Paul Needs is a Welsh musician and songwriter (70's rocker), but then:

    Paul needs €1000 to represent Ireland in golf event
    Paul needs to exalt God
    Paul needs some advice on what to do with his front door ...

    Then that 70's Welsh rocker turns up for a load more posts...

    Paul Needs Specs
    Paul needs a haircut!
    All Paul Needs Is Love

    Paul can't have:

    Paul Can't Have Known The Virgin Birth
    Paul can't have written to anyone, since he is in Europe
    Paul can't have it both ways
    Paul can't have candy yet
    Paul can't have any nasty atheists involved in your echo chamber
    Paul can't have sex in the kitchen during the party - (awwww....)

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    Hilarious!

    Me needs:
    "nothing else but for support"
    "to confees to L., but only after the honeymoonand they are married!"
    "a friend"
    "to slowly get to know a man and fall in love with him"
    "a reasonable amount of exercise"

    Me wants:
    (Well, it appears my name is same as lady character in a soap opera, what I want is either money, sex or to kill someone!)

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    what???

    my death is partly a relief ???!!!

    oh my


    LOL @ Eathan's post

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    OK, I just HAD to play so I used the name "Rex" since "Rexanne Needs" just turns up all my own pages:

    Rex needs:

    a forever home in Willimantic ...

    a diet

    to lose the hat...

    Wants:

    to know what happened to her and Asa

    more money

    the program to be flexible

    to be able to get onto a computer on the LAN

    a costume

    above all, to make peace with his manic-depressive mother

    to help you find your answers faster.

    something to eat

    to learn to conform
    Peace,

    Rexanne

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    Frank Needs Wheels
    Frank Needs Sensitivity Training
    Frank Needs To Grow a Spine
    Frank needs you!

    Now I know...

    Frank
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    I need theme music! :-)
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