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    Don't you just love nuns
    Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through
    Europe in their car.

    They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.

    Suddenly,out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood
    of the car and hisses through the windshield.

    "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

    "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the
    abomination," Sister Helen.

    Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he
    clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

    "What shall I do now?" she shouts.

    "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water
    at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.

    Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams
    as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing
    at the nuns.

    "Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine?

    "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

    "Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.
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    She opens the window and shouts, "Get the **** off the car!"
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon
    Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through
    Europe in their car.

    They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.

    Suddenly,out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood
    of the car and hisses through the windshield.

    "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

    "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the
    abomination," Sister Helen.

    Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he
    clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

    "What shall I do now?" she shouts.

    "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water
    at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.

    Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams
    as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing
    at the nuns.

    "Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine?

    "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

    "Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
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    She opens the window and shouts, "Get the **** off the car!"
    LOL - thanks for the much-needed laughs tonight Gordon.
    Peace,

    Rexanne

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    And my wifee is shouting at me right now... "Get the **** off ABW" Only if she could understand.. shhhhhhhh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nish
    And my wifee is shouting at me right now... "Get the **** off ABW" Only if she could understand.. shhhhhhhh.
    Sounds like you're addicted too, my friend!

    Geno

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