View Poll Results: Sheared Sheepdog: Should I or shouldn't I go on this date?

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  • Go on the date and wear one of those 'touques' and tell him it's the fashion trend

    7 53.85%
  • Don't go on the date and wait a month hoping he'll still remember me

    1 7.69%
  • Sue my hairdresser

    5 38.46%
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    Canadienne extraordinaire Susan's Avatar
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    GIRLS I need HELP!
    k, guys, you can pitch in too

    Just got back from the hairdresser and I looked like a sheared sheepdog. The awful thing is I have a date tomorrow (first one in a very, very long time) and I don't know what to do! Should I...
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    So, did it ever occure to you that Romeo might LIKE sheared sheep dogs?

    You can find out a whole lot about the guy this way.

    Go and take notes. It will help with your lawsuit for damages.

    Try to get signed aphadavits from the waiter, manager, customers and so forth when they bar you from the restaurant for being a dog.

    While you are out, beware of blind people! I was very close to one for many, many years and I know how they are regarding sheepdogs. You might get good care but the loss of freedom is a significant consideration.
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    Go on the date. Wear a mini skirt and a very low cleavage blouse/dress and I guarantee he will not even know what color your hair is.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
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    LOL....k, now I've got two male perspectives...but yet to hear from the girls...

    Maybe my hair will grow two inches or more overnight...is there a tonic somewhere I can buy for this?
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    Maybe my hair will grow two inches or more overnight...is there a tonic somewhere I can buy for this?
    Try those seeds they use on those Chia-Pets. Those things grow overnight!

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    You have a female and a transvestite perspective And now for a male. What Gordon said.

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    Rotflmao Rotflmao Rotflmao

    Maybe I should just let him see this poll and posts from you guys and let him decide?

    lol....tooo much guys! Hmmm those seeds though...dark brown hair with green highlights...that may work for halloween...
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    Your avatar is a good example of what your reaction would be when you woke up in the morning and looked in the mirror after applying the Chia-Pet seeds the night before...

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    K, well...I broke down and sent him the link to this thread...maybe it'll soften the blow tomorrow...

    *sigh*
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    Did I stumble into a totalfark.com thread? No, this is ABW. Hmm...well, still, this thread is useless without pictures.
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    I was going to do the poll but I don't know what a "touques" is. I'd do exactly like mentionted above...very low sweater, very high skirt and perfume in the right spots and he'll never notice.

    I had a sheep dog once (as in, as a pet) and she was the sweetest dog I ever had. Maybe he'll be partial to sheep dogs. Try try not to shed on his clothes.

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    Dang Susan I feel your pain. I would be mortified, too. But you HAVE to go on the date, especially now that you've sent the guy this link. LOL - Try not to be self-conscious and have a few cocktails before you go out. You won't even remember you have a head by the time he shows up. ;-)

    And for good measure, sue that damn hairdreser!
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    Yep there's no point crying over what happened....but as much as I'd LOVE to put on my mini and high heels...it would look a little obvious while we're walking the dogs in the park (yessiree, that's where my date will be ;-).

    Then again, he'd definitely NOT be wondering about my hair...just my sanity...lol.

    Thanks all for the wonderful advice. I'll check in tomorrow and let you all know what happened...
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    There was a young lady that got her hair cut real short right before we started dating. I really didn't like the look of it too much but I married her anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheesehead
    There was a young lady that got her hair cut real short right before we started dating. I really didn't like the look of it too much but I married her anyway.
    There ya go ... no better response needed Susan. :-)

    We'll all be way curious how this date goes so yeah ... post as soon as you get home (or as soon as he leaves!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan_ShareResults
    Yep there's no point crying over what happened....but as much as I'd LOVE to put on my mini and high heels...it would look a little obvious while we're walking the dogs in the park (yessiree, that's where my date will be ;-).
    Cool date. One of my best dates was getting the oil in our cars changed. :-)

    OK so, a nice tight pair of jeans, a sweater that you absolutely love and in a color that flatters you is all you need. Tossle whatever hair you have left (sorry) and do cool, smokey eyes, light lipstick. Then enjoy the park, the dogs and the conversation. At least you won't have to worry about your hair getting messed up in the great outdoors.
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    Be gutsy and go anyway. You could always wear a Halloween costume.

    Besides, I have no clue what a touque is.

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    For the benefit of my ignoramous American friends a touque is a wooly hat like snowboarders wear. Like this Hope this helps you guys.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon
    For the benefit of my ignoramous American friends a touque is a wooly hat like snowboarders wear. Like this Hope this helps you guys.
    And those of us who live in sunny So Cal. ;-)

    Only Susan knows if she feels comfortable in a hat, especially one that's form fitting. If so and it's gonna be chilly out, it's a great option but he's still gonna see her hair eventually so my call is best get it over with up front and try to laugh about it.
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    it's a great option but he's still gonna see her hair eventually so my call is best get it over with up front and try to laugh about it
    I wish she would post a pic of her new hairdo and give us all a laugh.

    Only kidding Susan hope your date went well and there is another in the near future. If you do post a pic I'll try not to laugh too much.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    Just got back from the hairdresser and I looked like a sheared sheepdog.
    Well I keep mine at 1/2-inch length, so needless to say I don't think there's anything wrong with short hair! I still do my own, though. It's amazing how hairdressers somehow cannot understand a simple "nice and neat; same length all over!"

    The problem with hairdressers is you end up with the look THEY want (to the best of their ability to produce it, which varies). Whether they have any taste or not, and regardless of whether it matches *your* taste. Even if they start out okay, sooner or later they mistake a person for their personal canvas. Only way around it I know of, is to break the chains and do your own.

    The awful thing is I have a date tomorrow (first one in a very, very long time) and I don't know what to do! Should I...
    I wouldn't even consider skipping it for something like hair! If he's all *that* worried about it, you need to keep shopping anyway
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    it would look a little obvious while we're walking the dogs in the park
    why dont you ,,,
    put the dog on your head !!!
    go to the park..
    and tell him, you forgot to bring the dog
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    LOL Neil! Now that's an idea!
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    sorry ! i couldnt resist that LOL..
    i even got a picture of it in my head, and laughed for ages.
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    Canadienne extraordinaire Susan's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon
    I wish she would post a pic of her new hairdo and give us all a laugh.
    If I did post a pic, he probably wouldn't even show up! I'd rather take my chances and at least when he sees me in a public place he may not scream as loud...heh...
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