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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Daily joke 11-2-05 :-)
    There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps
    off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner
    and heads straight for him. The man walks faster,
    trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes
    lanes and is still coming at him.

    So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes
    lanes again and is still coming at him.

    By now, the car is so close and the man so scared that
    he just freezes and stops in the middle of the road.

    The car gets real close, then swerves at the last
    possible moment and screeches to a halt right next him.

    The driver rolls down the window.

    The driver is a squirrel.

    The squirrel says to the man says, "See, it's not as
    easy as it looks, is it?
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    Excellent gutbuster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patrick24601
    Excellent gutbuster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne
    ... The driver is a squirrel.

    The squirrel says to the man says, "See, it's not as
    easy as it looks, is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geno - RussianLegacy
    I post these for you Geno?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne
    I post these for you Geno?
    Get a job, Rexanne!! You kid and have fun too much! (sound like anyone familiar?!)

    Geno

    PS: I love your jokes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geno - RussianLegacy


    Get a job, Rexanne!! You kid and have fun too much! (sound like anyone familiar?!)

    Geno

    PS: I love your jokes!
    Yes Mom ... I've ignored her all my life ... not going to stop having fun now. :-)

    Glad you like the jokes Geno. I have just as much fun passing them on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne
    Yes Mom ... I've ignored her all my life ... not going to stop having fun now. :-)
    Right attitude! [not about ignoring Moms tho']

    I was actually refering to this: http://forum.abestweb.com/showpost.p...86&postcount=6


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    Quote Originally Posted by Geno - RussianLegacy


    Right attitude! [not about ignoring Moms tho']

    I was actually refering to this: http://forum.abestweb.com/showpost.p...86&postcount=6

    Whoa ... that was an interesting comment in the above linked post. Weird actually. Hadn't seen it. Probably a good thing I didn't! ;-)

    I think the more human we strive to be in a world where people only really know us as typed words, we'll all be able to create better businesses. And if I can't have fun, I don't wanna play!

    i don't ignore my mother, just don't let her barbs about my "lifestyle" get me down. Stopped listening to that when I was 17. She still "tries" and I still shut her off. I can reasonably say that my life has been much happier than hers, even though she still insists on calling me and waking me up every chance she gets. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne
    ...And if I can't have fun, I don't wanna play!
    Exactly!!

    Geno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geno - RussianLegacy


    Exactly!!

    Geno
    Glad you agree Geno.

    'Lighten up' are words to live by. We'll all live longer and better.
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    Thats a good one Rexanne
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon
    Thats a good one Rexanne
    Peace,

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