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    The Widow
    A woman's husband dies.

    He had $30,000 to his name.

    After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her
    closest friend that there is none of the $30,000 left.

    The friend says, "How can that be?"

    The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500 and of course I made a
    donation to the church. That was $500 and I spent another $500 for the
    wake, food and drinks you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."

    The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big is
    it?"

    The widow says, "Three carats."

    LeDonna

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    a ring for her finger?

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    Yes, can you imagine.
    LeDonna
    Those who think they know everything annoy those of us who do

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