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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Top 20 Slogans for Legalized Marijuana
    20. Got Buzz?

    19. Pot: When You Care Enough Not to Care At All

    18. A Day Without Pot is Like School

    17. Weed My Lips!

    16. Hey, America -- Let's Blow This joint!

    15. What's So Great About Short-term Memory Anyway?

    14. Obey Your Jones

    13. Hemp: The world's practical solution to making, like,
    paper and rope and necklaces and stuff

    12. It's Not Just For Glaucoma Anymore!

    11. Help Eradicate Road Rage in Our Lifetime

    10. Official Sponsor of the NBA

    9. Because the waste is a terrible thing to mi...
    Dude! I totally ****ed that up!

    8. Cannabis: The PRE-Coital Smoke

    7. This is your brain.
    This is your brain on pot.
    This is your brain desperately searching for Doritos.

    6. When Was the Last Time You REALLY Looked at Your Hand?

    5. SMOKE POT! (Did we just say that out loud? Or did
    we just think it?)

    4. Recommended by 5 Out of 5 Deadheads

    3. Just Doob It

    2. It's the all-the-time smokey, skunky, sticky, greeny,
    seedy, stemmy, doobie so-you-can-get-high medicine.

    and Topfive.com's Number 1 Slogan for Legalized Marijuana...

    1. Skull-Shaped Bong: $12.00
    Primo Maui-Grown Bud: $25.00
    Watching Teletubbies with Your Buddies: Priceless

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    faaar owt!

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    hahaha yeah just dooob it!
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    Thanks for a good laugh, Rexanne!

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    Smile Love this post...
    Funny stuff my friend...lovin it.
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    2. It's the all-the-time smokey, skunky, sticky, greeny,
    seedy, stemmy, doobie so-you-can-get-high medicine.


    LOL, just like Nyquil, it is the so-you-can-get-your-rest-while-floating-two-feet-above-the-bed medicine.

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    :-) I'm running out of funnies Geno! I'll post more as I find them but the one-a-day attempt might not happen. I'll try to keep everyone smilin' though. :-)

    This one kills me:

    "11. Help Eradicate Road Rage in Our Lifetime"

    LOL
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    AM Navigator Geno Prussakov's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne
    :-) I'm running out of funnies Geno!
    Oh, c'mon, Rexanne!!!! What would this forum be without your 'funnies'?! You're doomed to post at least one a day for the rest of your life now!

    Geno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geno - RussianLegacy


    Oh, c'mon, Rexanne!!!! What would this forum be without your 'funnies'?! You're doomed to post at least one a day for the rest of your life now!

    Geno
    Oh no pressure Geno! I'll try, you can be sure. I love to pass on
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    Time Warp: The 60's vs NOW ...

    Then: Long hair.
    Now: Longing for hair.

    Then: The perfect high.
    Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund.

    Then: KEG.
    Now: EKG.

    Then: Acid Rock.
    Now: Acid reflux.

    Then: Moving to California because it's cool.
    Now: Moving to California because it's warm.

    Then: Pot.
    Now: Pot belly.

    Then: Watching John Glenn make history.
    Now: Watching John Glenn on the History channel.

    Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
    Now: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

    Then: Seeds and stems are bad.
    Now: Roughage is good.

    Then: Popping pills, smoking joints.
    Now: Popping joints.

    Then: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
    Now: Our president's struggle with fidelity.

    Then: Killer weed.
    Now: Weed killer.

    Then: Wishing you could have a BMW.
    Now: Wishing you could have a BM.

    Then: The Grateful Dead.
    Now: Dr. Kevorkian.

    Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
    Now: Getting a new hip joint.

    Then: Rolling Stones.
    Now: Kidney stones.

    Then: Being called into the principal's office.
    Now: Being called by the principal's office.

    Then: Screw the system!
    Now: Upgrade the system!

    Then: Peace sign.
    Now: Mercedes logo.

    Then: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
    Now: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.

    Then: Acid.
    Now: Antacid.

    Then: Passing the driver's test.
    Now: Passing the vision test.

    Then: "Whatever"
    Now: "Depends
    He who knows others is wise; He who know himself is enlightened.

    He who knows does not speak. He who speaks (me) does not know.

    A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

    To know you have enough is to be rich.

    - Lao Tzu, "Tao Te Ching"

    :santa2:

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisKringle
    Time Warp: The 60's vs NOW ...

    Then: The Grateful Dead.
    Now: Dr. Kevorkian.

    LOL LOL! Good ones, this one just made me LOL lounder.
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    Thanks Rexanne -- Yours are great, too!

    PS:
    Q: How do you hide pot from a deadhead?
    A: Under the soap

    What do deadheads say when they run out of dope?
    "What is this awful music?"

    How many deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Two, one to twist it and one to light it.

    Did you hear about the deadhead that studied for five days for a drug test?

    What do you call someone who smokes up every day at 4:21?
    A chronically late person.

    Why do they call it a "roach clip"?
    Because "pot holder" was already taken.

    How do you keep a deadhead in suspense?

    He who knows others is wise; He who know himself is enlightened.

    He who knows does not speak. He who speaks (me) does not know.

    A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

    To know you have enough is to be rich.

    - Lao Tzu, "Tao Te Ching"

    :santa2:

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisKringle


    What do deadheads say when they run out of dope?
    "What is this awful music?"




    Too funny! Thanks for posting funnies KrisKringle. We all need a daily chuckle.
    Peace,

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